My friend fed a bunch of my writing samples into ChatGPT AI and asked it to give a hot take review of the style, first in general. And then, here, “in the style of the author himself – which is me — except I didn’t write this.

This is it 🤖 giving its best stage read as me, on me, but powered by artificial intelligence. Picture it the way I do: As existing in the same universe as the Spielberg movie with Haley Joel Osment and Jude Law (2001, ⭐️7.2/10).